Keep the cap on.
It is not a fashion choice. It is a state of mind.
NOW AT THE SHALLOW END
NASNUT
$NASNUT — KEEP THE GOGGLES ON.
Small paws. Serious splash.
No one knows where the ball came from.
THE DEEP END
He came for
the splash.
NASNUT is a compact pool regular with a waterproof cap, borrowed goggles, and exactly zero interest in drying off.
He considers every tiled floor a shoreline and every floating object a personal invitation.
FIELD NOTE 01
“If the pool is quiet,
he is planning something.”
04 paws
02 lenses
01 mission
POOL RULES
Simple rules.
Wet consequences.
NASNUT keeps the house pool in order. The rules are written down somewhere. Probably under the floatie.
Do not question the ball.
The ball has been here longer than any of us.
One more lap means one more lap.
Especially if NASNUT says it with his tiny face.
THE LOCKER ROOM IS OPEN
Enter the
clubhouse.
Bring your cleanest goggles and leave the serious face at the door.
LAST LAP∞